“We are looking for a web developer who knows everything. While we don’t have very much money (read: “internship” / “good for your portfolio”) we expect you to know everything there is to know about the internet, programming (ALL LANGUAGES), and the various application stacks that we have no idea how to run in-house anyway.” —Web Developer Who Knows EVERYTHING
“Ships at a distance have every man’s wish on board.” —
Zora Neale Hurston, Their Eyes Were Watching God (1937)
“COME ORIGINAL, COME CORRECT, OR DON’T FUCKING EMAIL ME, I’M TOO BUSY LIVING THE DREAM TO BE BOTHERED BY ANY BULLSHIT AT ALL.” —
Oh Craigslist. You’re so hardcore.