One of many rites of passage to becoming an austinite. You’re on your way, @mjchamplin. (at ACL LIVE)
I feel like I’m all over the place. Need to focus.
If you see me, slap me in the face and tell me to focus. Then take me for ice cream, because slapping people is mean.
(Source: thievingbird87, via nupangea)
(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via chubstr)
Am I the only one who wants to stab people when I see the stupid “bachelorette” gifs in the sidebar?
Today at 2:45pm my daughter called to tell me her after-school program was cancelled and asked if she could walk home. After I agreed and hung up, the first sirens went off. My kids and their classmates were ushered into the hallway and told to line the halls, crouch down and keep their hands over…
Please read this.